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METHFEST on FOX News

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METHFEST

A funny argument about a music fest.

I will be attending Methfest, I do NOT do meth.

Why does everyone have to have a "cause"? Just live and let live and get a fucking sense of humor.

Facts:
Methfest promoters do not do meth
Methfest is a clever name for a festival of experimental music, noise and speed metal
Methfest is put on to let non-mainstream musicians play together

It's strange that people feel threatened by Methfest, it's a local music festival that mostly locals go to, maybe a 100-200 people? Hempfest attracts in the area of 20,000 people.
Isn't marijuana a gateway drug? I blame the meth problem on marijuana. How does that feel?

That Darn Microscopic Suffering

MS totally brought the house down last night at the Rendezvous. I had been keeping myself from the practices so I could build up my suspense for the show. Wow, it was everything I imagined and more. The sound was great, the costumes were KILLER. Everything came together so well. I was literally blown away. This band amazes me. It was a perfect orchestra of noise and dark beats and crazy movements. WOW. WOW. WOW.