bitches in small packages

uggghhhh.....my belly is full....yummy chips and salsa from Bobbys- I love you guys!
So while trying to park downtown I pulled in behind a car that was also parking. They started to back up and almost hit me. It was no big deal, I used my ninja reflexes and shifted into reverse and moved out of their way. I parked and got out to go on my way. Then this lady gets out of the car, an old lady, a midget, a scary old midget...who starts yelling at me. I couldn't really understand what she was saying, but it wasn't friendly. Why do people have to be like that? The guy driving I am pretty sure was just as scary but not a midget flipped me off. I just kept going. I enjoyed watching the Last Supper and stuffing my self with good pub food.