clutter clutter everywhere

I cleaned my desk and this is what I found:

* 7 match box cars
* 1 handmade pinewood derby car (yes I beat all the dads in Cubscouts with "Silver Bullet)
* 2 glass vases, with nothing in them
* 14 random books ranging from design element books to a Red Hat Society cook book
* 1 mug with moldy dried up coffee in it
* 1 Avers cup with old thick OJ in it
* 1 green water bottle that I rarely use
* 3 candy canes
* 2 mini krackle candy bars
* 1 Air Heads sour candy
* 1 little homie figurine
* 1 red plastic cup with a smiley face on it (made especially for me by Clarks daughter)
* 1 foam Christmas car made for me by Carries son Alex (actually I think it's a Valentine card- it has a snowman made of hearts on it)
* 1 gel wrist pad that looks strangely like a blue silicone breast implant
* 1 pretty cloudy sky mouse pad
* 2 mini cups of vanilla creamer
* 11 multi-colored crayons
* 1 Norman Rockwell calendar
* 1 first place ribbon from the Pine Wood Derby race
* 1 roll of paper towels ( I am accident prone)
* 2 containers of chai latte sugar free beverage mix that i don't use
* 2 packages of cinnamon concentrate to help my diabetes
* 1 stapler
* 27 dust bunnies
* 1 cheesy glass cube that says "I love you"
* 7 goldfish cheese crackers
* 1 steno pad I use for doodling when talking to boring people
* 1 mad libs book
* 3 half eaten twizzlers

I didn't even open my drawers yet...this was just on my desk