SPAM, you're so damn entertaining!

"Bernanke Blames Paris & Britney For Bearing Their Vaginas"
"Zac Ephron Buys Britney Spears' Farts"
"Britney Spears Has Fanny Magnets Grafted in to Attract Paparazzi"

How come SPAM isn't on The Last Comic Standing?

Britney Spears Admits "My Vagina Made Me Shave My Head Bald"

Whoa SPAM, now you're getting crazy

"Britney Spears Is Dating Obama"

"Printer Mist Spot Light Girl Finger Coffee, Ears Restaurant Baby Leather jacket Shower Spice"

SPAM, Seriously, who makes this shit up?

"Disabled Models Compete in "Britains Next Top Cripple" "

METHFEST on FOX News

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"Aliens Are Gay Says Former Astronaut Dr. Edgar Mitchell- A Veteran of the Apollo 14"

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"Paris Hilton Initially Denies Having Inverted Nipples"

METHFEST

A funny argument about a music fest.

I will be attending Methfest, I do NOT do meth.

Why does everyone have to have a "cause"? Just live and let live and get a fucking sense of humor.

Facts:
Methfest promoters do not do meth
Methfest is a clever name for a festival of experimental music, noise and speed metal
Methfest is put on to let non-mainstream musicians play together

It's strange that people feel threatened by Methfest, it's a local music festival that mostly locals go to, maybe a 100-200 people? Hempfest attracts in the area of 20,000 people.
Isn't marijuana a gateway drug? I blame the meth problem on marijuana. How does that feel?

That Darn Microscopic Suffering

MS totally brought the house down last night at the Rendezvous. I had been keeping myself from the practices so I could build up my suspense for the show. Wow, it was everything I imagined and more. The sound was great, the costumes were KILLER. Everything came together so well. I was literally blown away. This band amazes me. It was a perfect orchestra of noise and dark beats and crazy movements. WOW. WOW. WOW.

Secret Chiefs 3 and Master Musicians of Bukkake

HOLY SHIT! Master Musicians of Bukkake and Secret Chiefs 3 totally kicked ass last night. My ears are ringing. Master Musicians started the show with their magically orchestrated noise consisting of different instruments, including an electric toothbrush. Then everyone really got excited when a costumed figure came out with a sequined cloak and a tribal headpiece attached to what looked like a motorcycle helmet. The laughter exploded when the costumed figure put on a show as he plugged in his headpiece to display blinking holiday lights. They then proceeded to rock out without their cocks out.
Then SC3 took stage. Excitement overtook the crowd. In order for someone to even remotely experience what a live SC3 show is like they would have to have a decent sound system in their car, drive out to the middle of nowhere at night, pop in their CD, turn the bass to maximum, turn the volume up really, really loud and lay on top of the car while listening. That's the only way to explain. It is the bomb. It's like what my mind would create if it were to able to spontaneously produce the music I would live my life by, sometimes repetitive (in a good way), sometimes crazy, sometimes hard, sometimes soft, sometimes hi-end, sometimes low-end, eclectic and kick ass rock 'n' rolling. HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!
What's really awesome is how all the musicians actually look like they enjoy themselves. They have great chemistry on stage. It makes me happy that they are doing what they are supposed to be doing. Like the instrument they play is part of their body and the music just happens. They make chaos into a melodic, thrashing sound. It. Is. Awesome. If I haven't told you yet, if you EVER have a chance to see them live. DO IT.

Jets, Hyrdoplanes and Busted Ear Drums.

Normally I wouldn't bother with going to such an event as Seafair, but since we live right next to the lake, it was easy to take a stroll down to see what all the excitement was. Saturday we checked out the loud as fuck Blue Angels fly over head. It was pretty exciting, kind of scary and deafening. Sunday we wanted to check out the hydroplanes, I never realized how fast those suckers could go. We stayed to check out the last Airshow of the weekend. Mostly little planes doing big tricks, which was entertaining enough, then a giant jet came and blew the show away. Not only did the speed of this thing amaze me but then it just hung in the air, like a UFO. Floating in one spot, and turning like a helicopter would. They did this for what seemed like 5 minutes straight. I immediately called my dad to tell him about it. He said "yeah, it's one of those Harrier jets, I watched it on TV". I'm sure it still wasn't as cool as seeing it in real life. It was kind of creepy to think that they can do that. I found a video. Enjoy.

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if you like weird and unpredictable radio

oh really?

"Virgin Galactic Shows of Mothership Space Craft"

I don't know why I think it's so DAMN funny

• "Truckload of Dead Puppies"
• "China Bans All American Products After McCain Defiantly Went Ahead With Meeting With The Dalai..."
• "It's Time To Update Your Mickey Mouse In Scruge Mc. Duck"

New Spam!!!

"Set Your Wife On Fire"

the best advice EVER

My Debut Album To Be Released Late This Year

Yes, I've been slacking. I've even been lazy. I promise to get to work after our Rain Forest/Desert trip. I hope to derive some inspiration from nature. I've got everything put together in my mind, I just need to kick myself in the ass and put it in wave form. Also, when I make my way back home to the Midwest in late October, stay tuned to WFHB, 91.3. I'll be stopping in to fill up my old radio spot with some awesome Pacific Northwest noise and grind core, and possibly some other stuff. It'll be a late/early show. Wednesday morning, 3am-6am, maybe even the 1am-3am slot as well. I originally planned to have my album finished by the time I went home for a visit, but it's been pretty crazy. So, we'll see how things go. That's the update for now.

Spider Trio kicked ass

Dail and I went to see the Spider Trio Saturday night. It was pretty amazing and the venue was pretty cool. Same people that had the S.S. Marie now have a new space called the Josephine in Ballard. It's a very intimate venue and in a pretty convenient location. I had been wanting to see Wally Shoup again since seeing a performance at the Blue Moon with Ghidra. That show was awesome, Bill Horist (Horseshit) could have kept his clothes on though. I've seen his underwear too many times.
Jeffery Taylor was also phenomenal, I had been looking forward to some of his other work after seeing him do some solo stuff at the Pacific Rim Brewery a few months ago. Excellent show.

More Spam Fun

Again...no editing has been done

• "Gay Men Perceive Each Other As Homophobic"
• "School Board Adopts Gay-Ass Uniform Policy"
• "Asian Women Provide Best Services In Bed"

Spam-a-Lam-a-Ding Dong

These are real subjects of spam email I have received. No editing has been done.

• "Madonnas Former Home Destroyed By Jesus"
• "Nation Morns The Tragic Loss of Britney Spears"
• "McCain Vows to Replace The Secret Service With His Own Bare Fist"
• "Spongebob Squarepants Not Shrek's Father!"
• "Polar Bear Finds Yoga Great For Flexibility, But Murder On The Balls"
• "McCain Vows to Replace The Secret Service With His Own Bare Fist"

Obama vs. McCain

If the election was to vote who had the most campaign bumper stickers, posters and flyer's. Obama would win by a landslide. Has anyone else noticed the very few open supporter of McCain? The McCain stickers I have seen are almost always stuck crooked on an enormous SUV or truck. I hope this means there will be more votes for Obama, but I'm afraid I might be wrong...

oh yeah, i'm an aunt now

Anya Shayne Deford

The coolest kid EVER!!!!!

Seattle I love you

I’ve been living in Seattle for over a year now. It has had it’s ups and downs. The first couple months were tough, finding a job, a run-in with the law, moving, moving and moving again. Last July I went on an adventure alone to explore what the city has to offer. I managed to make it to a beautiful place called Golden Gardens. I walked around and saw all sorts of neat things. Then I sat on the shore watching the sail boats and the sun set behind the mountains and realized that I had to stay here, at least a year. So I did. Within that year, I had worked 3 different jobs, dated 3 different people and moved 3 times. The number 3 seems to be something with me. (I moved to Washington March 3^rd ). In the last few months I have moved yet again and I have started a wonderful life with a wonderful man. I have a life here now. It’s a good feeling. I’m not doing anything spectacular, I’m working and planning some musical endeavors, but that’s about it. Things are going really well. And the weather is great, even though people told me it was going to suck. I dig it here.

an old blog in a new place

It's been a long time since blogging. It took me a while to find it. I'm in Seattle now. I'm far far away from home and I like it that way. It's pretty fucking awesome here. That's all i'm going to say now.