Spam-a-Lam-a-Ding Dong

These are real subjects of spam email I have received. No editing has been done.

• "Madonnas Former Home Destroyed By Jesus"
• "Nation Morns The Tragic Loss of Britney Spears"
• "McCain Vows to Replace The Secret Service With His Own Bare Fist"
• "Spongebob Squarepants Not Shrek's Father!"
• "Polar Bear Finds Yoga Great For Flexibility, But Murder On The Balls"
• "McCain Vows to Replace The Secret Service With His Own Bare Fist"