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METHFEST

A funny argument about a music fest.

I will be attending Methfest, I do NOT do meth.

Why does everyone have to have a "cause"? Just live and let live and get a fucking sense of humor.

Facts:
Methfest promoters do not do meth
Methfest is a clever name for a festival of experimental music, noise and speed metal
Methfest is put on to let non-mainstream musicians play together

It's strange that people feel threatened by Methfest, it's a local music festival that mostly locals go to, maybe a 100-200 people? Hempfest attracts in the area of 20,000 people.
Isn't marijuana a gateway drug? I blame the meth problem on marijuana. How does that feel?

That Darn Microscopic Suffering

MS totally brought the house down last night at the Rendezvous. I had been keeping myself from the practices so I could build up my suspense for the show. Wow, it was everything I imagined and more. The sound was great, the costumes were KILLER. Everything came together so well. I was literally blown away. This band amazes me. It was a perfect orchestra of noise and dark beats and crazy movements. WOW. WOW. WOW.

Secret Chiefs 3 and Master Musicians of Bukkake

HOLY SHIT! Master Musicians of Bukkake and Secret Chiefs 3 totally kicked ass last night. My ears are ringing. Master Musicians started the show with their magically orchestrated noise consisting of different instruments, including an electric toothbrush. Then everyone really got excited when a costumed figure came out with a sequined cloak and a tribal headpiece attached to what looked like a motorcycle helmet. The laughter exploded when the costumed figure put on a show as he plugged in his headpiece to display blinking holiday lights. They then proceeded to rock out without their cocks out.
Then SC3 took stage. Excitement overtook the crowd. In order for someone to even remotely experience what a live SC3 show is like they would have to have a decent sound system in their car, drive out to the middle of nowhere at night, pop in their CD, turn the bass to maximum, turn the volume up really, really loud and lay on top of the car while listening. That's the only way to explain. It is the bomb. It's like what my mind would create if it were to able to spontaneously produce the music I would live my life by, sometimes repetitive (in a good way), sometimes crazy, sometimes hard, sometimes soft, sometimes hi-end, sometimes low-end, eclectic and kick ass rock 'n' rolling. HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!
What's really awesome is how all the musicians actually look like they enjoy themselves. They have great chemistry on stage. It makes me happy that they are doing what they are supposed to be doing. Like the instrument they play is part of their body and the music just happens. They make chaos into a melodic, thrashing sound. It. Is. Awesome. If I haven't told you yet, if you EVER have a chance to see them live. DO IT.

Jets, Hyrdoplanes and Busted Ear Drums.

Normally I wouldn't bother with going to such an event as Seafair, but since we live right next to the lake, it was easy to take a stroll down to see what all the excitement was. Saturday we checked out the loud as fuck Blue Angels fly over head. It was pretty exciting, kind of scary and deafening. Sunday we wanted to check out the hydroplanes, I never realized how fast those suckers could go. We stayed to check out the last Airshow of the weekend. Mostly little planes doing big tricks, which was entertaining enough, then a giant jet came and blew the show away. Not only did the speed of this thing amaze me but then it just hung in the air, like a UFO. Floating in one spot, and turning like a helicopter would. They did this for what seemed like 5 minutes straight. I immediately called my dad to tell him about it. He said "yeah, it's one of those Harrier jets, I watched it on TV". I'm sure it still wasn't as cool as seeing it in real life. It was kind of creepy to think that they can do that. I found a video. Enjoy.

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